Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Imagined) Questions
Might there be a crazy Christmas pop-up?Statistically speaking… probably. Likely.
Truthfully, no one with a love of Christmas spirit, seventeen rooms, and a vintage espresso machine simply overlooks the possibility of an epic Christmas gathering.
Annnnd realistically speaking, such an event would have to be — as all things in this home are — driven by the home itself.
If the current to create a Christmas Pop-Up is there, then we will steward it into existence.
And the associated décor will, presumably, miraculously appear.
As a member, can I rent the space for my own pop-up event?Possibly. Maybe. It depends on the idea, the energy, the alignment of the planets, your astrology (just kidding) and whether the house seems to like you. The Gables has strong opinions about these things.
Will there be a haunted house walk-through when the ghost tours pass by at Halloween?We can neither confirm nor deny the possibility that something mysterious might happen when ghost tours walk past the house. But yes, absolutely maybe.
Will you always have in-house ginger kombucha and sourdough cookies?Yes. Absolutely. Non-negotiable. The house would revolt otherwise.
This looks like an optimal location for shooting a film. If I were a member, could I rent the space and shoot here?Possibly. The house does have very strong main-character energy.
Will you host a murder mystery for your members at some point?Statistically speaking, it’s only a matter of time.
The house has far too many rooms for everyone to remain innocent forever.
Will you have a book club?Yes. Books keep appearing here in suspicious numbers. At some point it becomes irresponsible not to talk about them.
Frankly, at this point we think the books have started organizing themselves.
Are there ghosts in the house?Ghosts is such a strong word.
Let’s just say the house has… opinions.
Will you be hosting West Coast Swing dancing classes?That’s an oddly specific question…
But yes, possibly, maybe, perhaps. How did you guess?
Are you ever going to have a reliable schedule and calendar?Unlikely.
Humanity invented the mechanical clock and immediately started ruining perfectly good afternoons with it.
We’re trying a different approach.
Have you ever thought about summer movie nights projected on the side of the barn with a bonfire, string lights, and popcorn?Nope. Never once crossed our minds.
What a spectacular idea.
What kind of people tend to show up?Unknown.
Completely untested.
Entirely theoretical at this stage.
Honestly, no idea.
The doors haven’t opened yet.
But if this page made you smile, you’re probably exactly who we had in mind.